"I know this'll be tougher than the Broadway Softball League, but I'm looking forward to helping the younger players, which by the way is all of them. Oops, I have to go, Scott Boras is on the phone." - On playing for the Yankees in the March 13, 2008, exhibition game against the Pirates

"That remains to be seen. Obviously, it's kind of exciting. Billy Crystal has done a lot for this organization. He's always been a big part of it. Our way of rewarding him, saying thanks for everything that you've done." - Joe Girardi, on Billy Crystal playing for the Yankees in the March 13, 2008, exhibition game against the Pirates